I think Noah is really Santa Clause.

This one is old, but it's so dang perfect I had to put it on here. Look at those cheeks! Plus, I sort of have cleavage. Sort of. Ah, que sera sera.

Noah loves to bang his hands, on anything: the table, your face, his pants. It's like he gets so excited all he can do is bang bang bang. If he didn't have a huge smile on his face, you'd think he was angry, but he's not. He's so happy it's bubbling out of him. Also he has this incredible sparkle in his eyes, like he's a miniature Santa Clause.